Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits