Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.