Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.