Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.