George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Indict Jokes More Indict Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!