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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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