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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe