9gag
A telephono lens.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Shello
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Thank you, Karma gain
They log in.
About 5 seconds.
9GAG
Chicken Tinders.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"