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A cussomer.
They have crystal balls so they see it coming.
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
I reddit.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Thank you, Karma gain
About a day.
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"