How does a lobster answer the phone?

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again