How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.