Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."