What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.