What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*