What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.