What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.