Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.