Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.