What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting