Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.