What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!