They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
A: That hit the spot.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Fish and ships.
Fish !
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because he's a C sponge!
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.