What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Lebron James Jokes More Lebron James Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.