What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.