Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.