What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.