What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Write it down.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.