What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.