What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.