How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.