How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.