How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.