How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Apple User Jokes More Apple User Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.