None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
BECAUSE!!
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
A Werehouse.
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
No Escape
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.