How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Apple User Jokes More Apple User Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.