What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*