What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.