What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.