What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae