What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.