What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions