What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid