What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic