What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!