Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A rehearsal
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord
A Refrigerator
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
He just monkeys around on the line!
A monkey
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Peer pressure