Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
Because they're two-tired.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They both look good hanging from a tree
To get in his nest.
Because they were still monkeys.
Terrible at CC
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
PEEr pressure!
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.