How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Second Monkey Jokes More Second Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure