Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.