Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots