What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !