What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !