What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !