What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.