What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.