What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.