What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Quark Quark

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke