How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.