How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !