Gasoline Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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Because it was Elise

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Knight time

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Flint Michigan Jokes More Flint Michigan Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.