What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.