What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.