Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason