Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.