Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!