Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C