What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)