What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects