How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/