What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!