What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.