One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
From the looks of it, your dad won
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
They drive alpacars.
A Brazilian.
Alpaca 'nother bong
The zombie alpacalypse
