What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.