What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.