What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body