What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body