How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!