How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds