How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.