How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion