How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !