How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.