What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!