What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino