What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.