What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.