What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."