What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.