How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.