How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!