Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.