Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork