How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.