Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*