Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.